Marginally Inappropriate

If this is anybody but Dave Letterman, you're stealing my bit! Great idea. Fucking hilarious.

Well, Not Quite, But...

I'm first to admit that it's been slow going here at the Cake Factory. My staff abandoned me. Overhead tripled. Stinkin' kids are always crying, "we haven't eaten all week." And there are other things -- which happen at night, in the dark, while I'm indisposed -- that I can't comment on. But I've got a moment here, so imma catch up on lost time:

• Happy birthday (yesterday), Greasy Kid!
• This happen a while ago, but I'm just as fascinated with it now as I was then. This is fucking brilliant! Note to self: meet Corbin Bernsen.
• Harcore political analysis and group sex? Sign me up.
• The new TV on the Radio is incredibly addictive. "Wolf Like Me" is blowing up my playlist something wicked.
• Most won't appreciate this clip, but if it connects with even just one netizen, I've done my job.
• Speaking of my job -- there's a crazy story behind this episode, ask me about it sometime. I know it doesn't take much to make Grease cry, but I got him on this one. It's related to this.
• I think this may happen to Alex at the Woodies.
• Just because.