6.30.2005

love the haters, hate the lovers


There really is something to be said for how well a simple T-shirt can communicate to the rest of the world by merely bearing a logo or slogan on one's chest. I've always found myself quite fond of fine offensive T-shirts in particular. So much so that my skateboard label has been close to sued for shirts we've produced. I guess I have an even heightened appreciation for how this T manages to make fun of two types of people that can be pretty much assumed to hate one another by grouping them together as one. Two birds, one stone.

6.29.2005

6.28.2005

brooklyn stand up



Eff that soft shit. Brooklyn represent!

6.26.2005

6.24.2005

self-effacement

Example

funzo.

funZO.

FUNZO!

Buy one today.

BTW, where the fuck is dj cheetoh fingers and kool aid moustache?

6.23.2005

informal poll: the moving picture show



So there have been a number of articles in recent weeks about how box office revenues are steadily declining -- particularly this year. Many of these stories pontificate this means the death of American Moviegoing Culture and that exhibitors are doomed. This morning there was finally a good, balanced piece that at least proffered some potential solutions. This was also a really strategic hit for us.

Anyway, I wanted to take this discussion off the Hollywood backlots, out of the New York boardrooms and bring it to Everytown, USA. I want to know what Joe Cakebuilder and Sally Lunchpail think about going to the movies. I'm curious to hear what folks have to say.

1) Do you enjoy going to your local multiplex to see new releases? Any more or less than a few years ago?
2) Do you think Hollywood movies are getting any better or worse than they used to be?
3) Would you rather watch a movie in a theatre or at home on DVD? Does it depend on what kind of film (action/adventure, drama, comedy, etc.)?
4) Anything else?

6.21.2005

being josh davis



I'm actually a fan of pretty much all these djs, but this package was really well put together and executed. The hearts on Diplo's ap almost made coffee come out my nose. Another great piece of satire from the GBs.

6.20.2005

clowning and krumping

Example

Hmmm, who knew? Big feature in the Sunday Times Magazine on krumping. I had no idea this stuff was this big/codified, but then I kind of try to block everything in Southern California out of my head. With the new LaChapelle docu Rize coming out soon, it's a safe bet white kids in suburban everytown USA are doing the krumpty dance by the time school's back in session. I know after Breakin' debuted at the Louis Joliet Mall in 1984, b-boyism spread like wildfire throughout the suburbs of southwestern Chicago.

6.16.2005

extremists



These people are fucking freaks. I don't want to get into the whole metaphysics of it, but people and animals occupy distinctly different rungs on the latter of existence -- even if you only contemplate it on some contemporary moral scale (and i know this last part opens me up). While I respect P.E.T.A.'s DIY aesthetic, i find their members as reprehensible as commie scum. Respect to Will for the linkage. You just helped Wendy's move another widget <*burp*>.

Also, here's more evidence that Common might be the gay rapper.

6.15.2005

w.a.t.g. III



What about this guy? I think he warrants consideration.

6.13.2005

now leaving manhattan



Love him or hate him, you have to admit, Bloomie's one crafty son of a bitch.

6.11.2005

The 2005 BHACOS Penis Peanut on Egay Contest

Wow, we have perhaps the worst acronym in bad acronym history.



Ok ladies and gentlemen. Behold the peanut in the shape of a crooked penis!!! Squint and blur your eyes a bit, and it's dead "nuts" on! (woah, I never knew it was possible, but that was two puns in one!) Anyways, please drop your best guess to the forcased ending value of this wacky nut when it is offered to the vultures on ebay. It will be listed shortly, so get those guesses in. The closest guesstimate wins a handful of less original honey roasted peanuts. We'd give out the penis peanut as the actual prize, but by contract, that will be given to the winning bidder of the auction.

6.09.2005

Chi City Part Be



Ok folks, finally got a chance to spend some quality time with this new Com album: on the train, in the crib, headphones vs. stereo, etc. I’ve got a pretty good handle on it now and I’m enjoying it more and more with each listen.

For starters, Rasheed certainly hasn’t lost anything lyrically since we last heard him. In fact, he’s matured considerably. On Be he moves away from his trademark barrage of similes and random insults and adopts a more observational approach. As a result, this album doesn’t have as many memorable one-liners as previous efforts, but his flow is dead on and he rides the beat as well as he ever has.

On the production front, I have to hand it to Kanye – he wove together a very soulful tapestry that serves as the perfect backdrop for the return of Common Sense. Even upon the first listen, it’s quite apparent that this is an album, not a thrown together collection of singles. This is something that’s been conspicuously absent in hip hop for a number of years, and it was refreshing to hear a well sequenced and applicably produced album.

That said, this record breaks down into three distinct parts, in a pattern than generally resembles an inverse bell curve. It starts strong, dips in the middle, and rises again at the end.

The first (and title) track is one of the best opening salvos I’ve heard in a while. It starts with a super dope stand up bass-line and builds to full blown orchestral backing. The song/album title "Be" is as cheesy as the synth work that’s also in this mix, but I’m looking past all that, because the last time I saw Common he was in a Coke commercial, and now he’s flexing ill cadence over my favorite new beat of 2005. He doesn’t really say a-lot on the opening number, but he makes up for it on next track, "The Corner."

Track two is vintage Kanye, right down to the signature sped up voice from an old soul 45, and Com puts it to good use. Dude vividly channels South Side Chicago streets with lines like: "I rolled in an Olds with windows that don’t roll / down the roads where cars get broken and stole." This is part of several bars of similar internal rhyme and you can hear the renewed fire in his belly. Common sounds hungry and it translates to some of the best wordplay on the album.

This leads into "Go", which is an airy track with a nice drum kick but not much substance. It’s not bad, but it begins the descent into the middle of the album, which lags for three more songs. "Faithful" is a soft, gospel-ey number which is pleasant I suppose, but it doesn’t do much to move things forward. "Testify" is kind of a sultry beat with a heavy Aretha-sounding vocal overlay, but it’s as pointless as the troika on One Day It Will All Make Sense about how homeboy’s crib got broken into. "Love is" is embarassing. He should have left this one for Erykah.

After the dip, Com and Kanye bring something fierce and very listenable for the rest of the album. "Chi City" features an amped up Common Sense spitting fire over pounding percussion. Definitely a "get up / stand up anthem." This bleeds into the piano-laden, Primo-influenced, "The Food" – which we all heard on The Dave Chappelle Show forever ago, and which gave us all reason to believe that maybe Ms. Badu hadn’t driven Common completely out of his gorge.

"Real People" and "They Say" are a tightly coupled pair with the spirit of Grover Washington Jr. and Donald Byrd floating around in ‘em. Nice brass and keys on these tracks, with Mr. Lynn speaking to streetlife, struggling and disenfranchisement. If these songs were food at Sylvia’s, they’d be this and this, respectively. They’re also the perfect lead-in to the quasi-autobiographical, "It’s your world". Jay-Dee got off my poop list for just under nine minutes with this tune, which sounds ripped from a classic blacksploitation flick. Com comes personal and has that fire in his belly again. The piano transition to Pop’s rap is well executed, too. Quality close.

I went into this album expecting nothing. Electric Circus had a few joints, but was mostly a train wreck. MC’s rarely atrophy for two records and come back with a banger their 6th time out. But Common took it back and took it forward at the same time on Be. He grew as a lyricist, but kept it simple, too: most tracks are just two verses, with some scratching, singing or instrumenation to fill out the three minutes. He’s the primary MC on every song – there’s actually only one guest verse on the whole record – and he didn’t pollute the album by employing lots of different producers. This is a "classical" formula and the end product is a very cohesive long player that appreciates with multiple listens. 4 out of 5 jars.

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6.07.2005

a palooka for the ages



Back before Mike Tyson became a biter and a rapist and just an absolute kook, he was one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. And he fought this guy. Needless to say, Mitch "Blood" Green is now one of my favorite people in the world. I'm gonna go try and hang out with him in Queens this weekend. I'll be sure to hit the ATM first. Respect to Kool Kay-Dee in The Yay for the linkage.

6.06.2005

saxophone colossuses



Joshua Redman talks Rollins, Trane and other sundry in the Times. Speaking of Sonny, i've just recently stumbled upon Freedom Suite -- its got me open something wicked this weekend. Recommend.

6.03.2005

chi city part 1


Nice sweater dood

I'm the first to admit that Kanye consistently makes dope beats, but on the reals, this guy is a straight up pompous ass. Yeah, you made a nice record, and you got recognized for it. You were even on fucking Charlie Rose! But The Source should go back and give you five 5 mics? You need to get off your own dick homeboy.

For chi city part 2, i'll run down some quick thoughts on big Com's new wax. Like everybody else, i've had the bootleg for a minute (what up gobby), but i wanted to wait until the official release was out. In the meantime, here's another GB piece that cracked me up.

6.01.2005

For the Star Wars nerds....

there's a sniper battle about to ensue on egay. I'd probably go bigger on this one than that infamous grilled cheese Madonna that was listed several months ago.

As a matter of fact, my girlfriend hit pay dirt while eating some honey roasted peanuts over the weekend. One particular "nut" perked her interests as it came undeniably in the shape of a penis. No kidding. I'll post photos of this little gem in the near future as I prepare it for the big auction on ebay. Say, let's make this interesting. Once I get a pic up of it, I'd like to hear some of your forecasts to what the final bid might be. The one closest to the actual ending bid, will win a handful of honey roasted peanuts in the shape of actual honey roasted peanuts. The very first Build Her a Cake or Something contest! exciting. details to come...

w.a.t.g. II



What about this guy? I wouldn't trust him.