The 2005 BHACOS Penis Peanut on Egay Contest

Wow, we have perhaps the worst acronym in bad acronym history.



Ok ladies and gentlemen. Behold the peanut in the shape of a crooked penis!!! Squint and blur your eyes a bit, and it's dead "nuts" on! (woah, I never knew it was possible, but that was two puns in one!) Anyways, please drop your best guess to the forcased ending value of this wacky nut when it is offered to the vultures on ebay. It will be listed shortly, so get those guesses in. The closest guesstimate wins a handful of less original honey roasted peanuts. We'd give out the penis peanut as the actual prize, but by contract, that will be given to the winning bidder of the auction.